"Earth is under invasion by holographic UFOs hellbent on shining a green spotlight on our shrubs and only one man stands between us and certain doom. "NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!" he screams in defiance as he raises his toy gun and fires off but a single round. Luckily, his aim is true and his film budget is short: The UFO explodes in a heavily pixilated blue fireball .avi he found on a 5 dollar "Over 1000 Movie Maker Effects!" CDROM at his local discount store."  

 

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Yes, the crazy Frenchman is back! And when I sent this video to Jhidekim earlier this was his commentary: OMG. HE'S GONNA PASS A MOTORCYCLE! WTF! HE'S GOING SO FAST!!! HE'S MADD!

So I love watching video bloggers. From the 'emo girl' to the 'devil on youtube', there are just a few people online that shine brighter than others and warm the hearts of millions. This Daxflame is another prime example:

 

 

Now this guy seems popular....but I'm not sure if people like him for the same reason I do....I mean he's just hilarious!...but at the same time I kinda feel bad for laughing at him....cuz you know....he....he's retarded right?

LOOK AT WHAT HE WEARS!!! FUCKING AWESOME!

...yeah I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for this....along with many other things.

And now we take a little a time out for our monthly PSA obligation. 

ALL FEAR SENATOR ROBERT BYRD!! Take this as your final warning!

Okay, a couple notes I had on this AMAZING speech. 1st notice how he butchers barbaric the 2nd time he says it. 2nd  notice how he flips a page of his notes, reads the line and says 'Barbaric!'

BARBARIC!

 

Because today you need more Zach Galifianakis.

Chuck E Cheese has finally decided to get with the times and update their act! Yes, the only way to educate the hungry minds of children is with fine material like this. Sure beats Britney Spears...

If you pause it at the right time you can see there's a little midget that runs across the screen and grabs the ciggarette.

On the first Canadian International Teddy Bear Convention.