Welcome to the introductory class of viral videos 101. This is where us ButternutJelly professionals (i.e. me) give details as to what makes videos "viral" on the internet (Viral is a "buzz marketing" word for online success). So class, take diligent notes, there will be a quiz at the end of lesson 5

Lesson 1- Poop Sells.

Example:

Now A boom boom doesn't really like this video very much, but the key to this video's success is the poop. Now not any video with poop can be an instant viral success. What makes this so great is the texture of the poop. Notice it's watered down creaminess. Diarrhea poops are very "viral" and are a key ingredient to viral success.

What I love most about this video (and I know I have put this up before) is that this chick grabs her stomach when the poop comes out. If that were you or me we both know we wouldn't hold our stomachs as doodie drains out into someone's hot tub. No sir, we both know that the minute some poop starts peeking out, you put your hand under your ass and pray to jebus that none of your exraments touches that pool and quickly run to the bushes. You're friends maybe disgusted by the smell, but they will later praise you for saving the sanitation of the hot tub.

Damnit, just when I buy a Nintendo Wii they come out with this?! For all you kids who've always wanted to be a flying human projectile of DEATH, here's your chance!!!!!!

The canine version of race rucking (My boss has a son that's 12 years old and visits this site, so I figure I'll change the fs to rs and the kid won't even know what we're talking about! Ramn it jhidekim you're a genius!).

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So you think you can distinguish whose who?  It's not as easy as you think.  Click here and try for yourself.

In another entertaining clip from Japanese TV (I mean, isn't it always) contestants must complete a tongue twister with out messing up or ELSE!

7 out of 10 attacks happen from the rear.....but what about the other 30%?