Ahh, the 60's...times were better then. When projectiles of death were marketed to our children and topped with a cheery Confederate flag...I miss those days.

"And we'll all be gay when Johnny comes marching home..."

It’s Friday, and I just want to dance, dance, dance!

  So good!

[Editor's Note: Although I do not approve of this post, I will allow it only to show how fair I am to the BNJ staff. But do to the large amount of grammatical errors, all text in [brackets] are edits from myself]

That's right I said [should be "typed"] Fuck. I don't care, I'm crazy like that. A. Boom Boom, our editor is ["in" you idiot] chief won't let me post this video b/c she isn't a fan of Tom Goes to the [Capitalize T in the] Mayor, but I saw this on the creators [add an ' there buddy] site and I just had to post it. Check out timanderic.com if you haven't already. Funny stuff [Please jhidekim, two words never make a complete sentence.]. I don't care what people think. I'm [not] the coolest guy ever! My contact info is jhidekim@coolestguyever[whilewearinghotpantsandrollerskates].com. So what do you got now A Boom Boom?! Huh? What are you going to do about it? [see above]

Around this time of year I always love watching A Charlie Brown Christmas. I’ve watched it for so long and I never even knew there was an alternate ending. And this one is not at all like the original. Merry Christmas!

What a classic! Just in time for the Holidays, and the whole gang's here! Even Jefferson Starship!

Witness the 5 stages of grief.

Cool pic of camels crossing the desert (the black part is actually their shadow).

Let it be know that I have been in and out of jobs throughout my short career. And yes, I have made a mistake or two while under employment. Everyone makes mistakes.

I had my monthly meeting with my parolee officer and I thought things were going well, but when I informed her of my recent employment here at ButternutJelly she told me that by law I must state the following:

A) I am a convict according to the State of California, and have been pled guilty on 2 accounts of sexual harassment and 1 account of stalking becuase I used a webcam to look up a co-worker's skirt while working with a previous employer.

B) In accordance with the State of California I must by law state what you read above and as some sort of twisted joke by my parole officer, I am also required to post the video that lead to my eventual termination from work and 2 years jail time.

Just another reason why Japanese are crazy...

Watering your Wii will not increase it's size. You may, however, talk to your Wii; the homeless man walking outside your house will certainly agree.

The Wii does not work as a defibrillator.

Magical four-leaf clovers will NOT increase your chances of winning, however, a rabbit's foot charm works quite well.

When leaving your Wii unattended for long periods of time, be sure to leave it a warm blanket. Leaving the lights and the TV on is also prevents separation anxiety.

View the complete, original, and hilarious posting here

Sure to become an instant holiday classic. I can’t wait to see what happens next in parts 2 and 3.

Here's Part 2 of 3 and finally Part 3 of 3