From Mel Gibson's Mayan epic Apocalypto, here are some exclusive stills along with thier subtitles. 

                          "Are you a Jew?"

                           "I own Malibu!"

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It's that time again....time for the Friday Dance Party!

Thanks to Steve for this!

Some sick animation illustrates an excerpt from the diary of a then 11 year old William Patrick Nolan Jr.  The reading of this takes place at Mortified where people get up and read from their diaries.

He took my shoes! It makes me so mad my pencil is shaking!

I never leave my house without a healthy dose of spiritual refreshment. Recently I tried out a new technique, and I think everyone should give it a try.

OMG, I've been jerking off to this for hours! Take a look at this site, it will blow your load. I gotta get another sock.

Yes, this is.

Friends don't let friends just fall asleep in a chair.

I think one of the many reasons I love Family Guy so much is due to all its pop culture references. But, when it comes to remaking some classic virals, it’s hard to tell which one I like better.

If you know of any other internet parodies from Family Guy that we left out, drop a comment and we'll add it to the list.

Ding Fries Are Done!

Apparently, this is not the orginal, but you can check it out here.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

You've Been Kicked In The Nuts!

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Why paramedics do more harm than good. That's why I'm a Scientologist.

Here are some amazing sculptures made out of hundreds of tin cans.

Link: http://www.tanmonkey.com/fun/canstruction/can.php

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Although, it didn't make it into the top 10 virals of all time, I think it's right up there.  And it's still oh, so good!

Damn, if I would have know that “over-education leads to ugliness, premature aging, and beard growth" I wouldn’t have bothered.