Welcome to the introductory class of viral videos 101. This is where us ButternutJelly professionals (i.e. me) give details as to what makes videos "viral" on the internet (Viral is a "buzz marketing" word for online success). So class, take diligent notes, there will be a quiz at the end of lesson 5

Lesson 1- Poop Sells.

Example:

Now A boom boom doesn't really like this video very much, but the key to this video's success is the poop. Now not any video with poop can be an instant viral success. What makes this so great is the texture of the poop. Notice it's watered down creaminess. Diarrhea poops are very "viral" and are a key ingredient to viral success.

What I love most about this video (and I know I have put this up before) is that this chick grabs her stomach when the poop comes out. If that were you or me we both know we wouldn't hold our stomachs as doodie drains out into someone's hot tub. No sir, we both know that the minute some poop starts peeking out, you put your hand under your ass and pray to jebus that none of your exraments touches that pool and quickly run to the bushes. You're friends maybe disgusted by the smell, but they will later praise you for saving the sanitation of the hot tub.