Just another reason why Japanese are crazy...

Watering your Wii will not increase it's size. You may, however, talk to your Wii; the homeless man walking outside your house will certainly agree.

The Wii does not work as a defibrillator.

Magical four-leaf clovers will NOT increase your chances of winning, however, a rabbit's foot charm works quite well.

When leaving your Wii unattended for long periods of time, be sure to leave it a warm blanket. Leaving the lights and the TV on is also prevents separation anxiety.

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